By tracewillow
Bridge at Salt Lake City
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Mormon Temple at Rancagua
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If they build a bridge to Rancagua
I would go buy the fastest Dodge Tomahawk motorcycle
Zooming and racing at top speed to reach my destination
Before I succumb to months’ long fits and crazy hystericals
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If they build a bridge to Santiago
I would sneak around in a hoodie like his, most identical
If by the time I get there he has returned #DA2014
Dang I’ll tear my tonsils out with a series of maniacal cackles
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If they build a bridge to Salt Lake City
I would want to visit the Church and the Tabernacle
Snuck inside a cd player crank up full volume of his performance
Let them chase me out but perhaps they’ll forgive my whimsicals
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If they build a bridge to Nashville
I would bring my harmonica pretend to be a music radical
If I need to go beg for food, I’ll just close 1 eye and tighten my belt
But if he turns up I’ll wrap my arms round him like tentacles
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If they build a bridge to dear Manila
He’s bound to go the energy there is highly electrical
How to get near him when the crowds are so dense
I’ll need to devise a devillish plan that is cunning and tactical
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If they build a bridge to Singapore … (oops …there are already 2!)
Our Sister City had somehow severed the cords umbilical
But we’ll still love them so long as they still love Archie
Together we will enjoy his concerts, only difference being geographical
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If they build a bridge to Stadium Negara
Ha how silly of me it’s just down the road, I’ve gone nonsensical
Meet again my Archu buds and those good ole AAM’ers too
Hey I have missed you guys alot since THAT show so magical
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If there is a bridge to David’s mind
I would remove his blinkers and make him see practical
Kill ’em all! … Slaughter ’em! …with his great badass music
That the world has no choice but to put him at the pinnacle
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If there is a bridge to David’s heart
I would remind him we love him right to his hair follicles
If he falls shy I would tell him he’s a silly goose just like us
Doesn’t he realise we even sigh shamelessly over his nails cuticles
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