Wherefore art thou, for crying out loud, David Archuleta!!
That we need to constantly call out so hard to ya?!
To seek and search solace, comfort and consolation
In an evil cup of Choc Mousse called Very Odd Saturation!
Smothered with Double Cream and Extra Sweet Sugary Toppings
Or something even more diabolic in a very serious happening
To despatch us to a faraway place of hopeful distraction
Fat hopes, only fattening us up in a long Waiting Trepidation
You keep nagging us and harping on something called Pad Thai
Must be good, we want a body like yours even with those thighs
Such loyal fans we are, been eating it by buckets and gallons
Many thanks David, our tummies now feel queasy and very rotten
Our CharKuehTiow I think is actually tastier than Pad Thai you know
Fried with bean sprouts and a loadful of garlic over a burning charcoal
We also have a yummy soup made with exotic spices and mutton
It’s no wonder us Malaysians top the list of SE Asian gluttons
Does your tummy at times feel 1/2 empty (or is it 1/2 full?)
Do you stare into a camera and see a juicy steak from a bull?
We hallucinate with your pictures too, you know, when the going gets tough
Sigh …. only food can help us along when the waiting gets tough
You’re a real bad role model you know, to be utterly frank
The Food Police were banging hard on our doors till our hearts sank
The trouble is you love to eat, and we likewise love to eat
So how can we give up such a delish habit that is so neat
So enjoy ourselves and continue to eat, we must indeed do
But carefully count our calories and move that blubbery body too
Ha David! you have a great formula to eat alot but still keep slim and fit
Just look at ya, no fat, no flab, not even a teenie-weenie bit
Oh by the way David, we know of a Mamak stall not so far away
Just inside an alley in Bangsar downtown our KL way
They serve great Mee Goreng and the best flakey roti canai and chapati
Guess what, they taste even better than your spoon-fed Chicken Lemak Cili Padi!
SO IT’S A DATE?!