It’s true, not much has been happening on the Archuleta front of late – nothing momentous anyway. That’s why this unofficial Malaysian David Archuleta fan site has been idling for a while now and will remain so for the foreseeable future.
All that can change in a heartbeat of course if the following events DO happen no matter how inconceivable they may seem:
Firstly if David decides to get hitched with some lucky girl out there you can bet things will get heated up pretty quickly. We’ll want to know who the girl is, where is she from, does she like Thai food or lettuce, what sorts of music does she groove to, did he go down on bended knee when he popped the question…etc, etc, etc. You know the drill, we’ll go into overdrive adopting a distinctly paparazzi attitude. The poor girl would be under more scrutiny than Kate Middleton.
If David ever collaborates with Lady Gaga on a duet. Remember the time when they first met on one of those Jingle Ball concerts, when Lady Gaga wasn’t quite the phenomenon she is now? ( he was arguably more famous than she ).
It would be cool to hear David singing about being Lady Gaga’s “disco stick” while locked in a bad romance with her and finally rolling together like a pair of dice! That would be a total shocker wouldn’t it? A 9 on the Richter scale for sure. OR,
What IF…..David decides to hold a concert in Malaysia! Now this would be a supernova of the greatest magnitude. Almost equivalent to the Big Bang that created the universe as we know it. The mother of all concerts to be ever held in Malaysia…..nay the world! Definitely outrocking that of the Beaver who came to Malaysia recently. A certain male member of our board is pretty miffed that David has chosen to bypass us – again.
Why David? Why have you forsaken us? Have you forgotten the tremendous reception that we gave you at the airport? Didn’t you appreciate the love we showed you? How about the thousands of fans who thronged the Sunway Pyramid Amphitheatre?
It was like the biblical flood and we almost brought down the roof on that day. Your short 30 minutes on stage was the mere entree to a 10 course banquet and we have been waiting for the main course ever since.
And still we wait.
Of course for those who are going to Manila and Jakarta we wish you a safe journey and wonderful time which we’re sure you’ll have. But unless any or all of the above does happen AAM will be taking an indefinite hiatus on reporting from the trenches.
So it’s adios for now amigos.
BOD – Archuleta Avenue Malaysia