- “Hmm..too much troubled water and not nearly enough bridge. What do you think Paul?”
- “He’s right David. You’re slip slidin’ away buddy”
- “Dude! Where’s the pride?!”
- “That was soo NOT beautiful”
- “Stop David! Didn’t I teach you anything?”
- “Oh don’t listen to that ***ch David. Just do..um..whatever you’re doing”
- “That’s right David. Look at me I can’t sing but I’m still famous”
- “Yikes! Her majesty’s definitely not impressed”
- “I think you should stick to writing memoirs don’t you?”
- “David sweetie..please keep away from my Angels ok?”
- “Ooh David! What was THAT all about?””
- “Oh hush Peter he sounds all right…and I think he’s quite cute..my babushka”
- “David from one Mormon to another..like I’ve been telling the American people..it’s time for a change in management!”
- “Oh David I’m so sorry! It must really suck when your record..um..like..you know..doesn’t….”
- “Listen to me David. Come over to the dark side..it’s more fun”
- “You should have stuck with me David”
- “We should talk David. Call me”
- “Don’t worry David. We Pinoys will always love you”
- “Kate have you heard of this bloke David Archuleta? Seems he’s very popular in Malaysia. We should check it out when we’re there”
- “Darling we shouldn’t waste any of our hosts’ time there. We have a busy schedule in Malaysia and there’s far more important things we have to do.”
- “You really need to have super Gangnam style David”
- “Oh nooo…why does she keep on playing that CD?”
- “Oh c’mon leave the boy alone will ya? He just wants to have fun”
- “It’s good whaat”