Sorrow No.1 : You have put a group of lovable, patient Archies through such torture, how ever sweet it may be!! 😥
Sorrow No. 2 : You cooly send out a video of whistling with puckering lips and flashing seductive eyes!!
W H Y ??!! 😡 😡
Sorrow No. 3 : You’re Working and Whistling?! Is that your new song?? Why don’t you just release it!! (we’ve saved up enough for 10 of your albums already!!!)
D O I T N O W !!! 😡 😡 😡
Sorrow No. 4: Why do you have to be so dang good looking?! 😡
Sorrow No. 5: Are you even REAL?? Beauty and angelicness photoshopped???? 😯 😯 😯
😛 Just wondering if your new song will sound anything like this??! 😛