By tracewillow “Hands Up!” – all those who think David is …ahem! …cough! …splutter splutter!….. CUTE. Ok ok… I get the picture … the infinity number of hands gone up are blocking the sun and the world has suddenly blacked out by your action – worse than our SE Asian haze. 😉
Seriously, you guys are here for his Looks?
Or for his Voice?!
I personally am here for his Voice ONLY. (… did I ever say I’m not a big liar? 😉 )
We have been unabashedly oggling at him and spazzing about his Latino good looks, and sometimes even wishing for a mishap as he tugs at his tee. Heaven knows what else went through your cheeky minds 😉 I dare not ask … but DO TELL!
How would you react if one day David should decide to make a little “adjustment” to his looks by plastic surgery? 😯 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, he did say that he hated his looks, didn’t he?! Are you sure his eyes do not need a little enlarging (like most Taiwanese artistes do?) ……or given an oriental slant of mysteriousness (so that he may blend in with some of us in Asia and travel incognito in peace at last?) …… his nose given a higher bridge and re-shaped to look more aquiline like that of a Roman god (some claim he already looks like one but surely there are different grades of Roman gods ranked by their level of beauty and …cuteness?)…… his many facial moles surgically removed – they are often described as “sexy”, (just so that we can concentrate on his singing without all that diabolic distraction )…… have more hair implanted into his scalp to achieve even more swoon-worthy fluff – I mean, the sky is the limit! …. or have some whiskers planted on his chin to look debonair …. Just think – a new, more sexy, more cute and even more beautiful David! – a new killer image! – and new success! 😛
Dear Michael Jackson (bless his soul) was so cute when he was a kid but turned into something unrecognisable but fortunately, the magic of his immense talent and his huge aura made up for whatever faux-pas that may have resulted from his drastic decisions to make changes to his cute face.
Mickey Rourke was one cute, sexy dude but his decision to go for the knife turned into such a sad, botched piece of work.
MJ once said: “If everyone in Hollywood who had plastic surgery went on vacation, there would be no one left in town”
Is it an “insecurity” issue for the many stars and celebrities? Do they think they would be less popular if their facial features and bodies are not “perfect”? Do they even feel comfortable when they look into the mirror and not recognise the person staring back at them? The most funny part for me is, most of these artistes who have gone under the knife, were already quite beautiful before the surgeries. Why not work at shining through their personalities and art instead?
Cosmetic surgery, I’ve been told, can be addictive. One op leads to another … and another. This New York socialite has spent at least US$4 million on procedures. After all that money spent and pain involved, does she make an attractive woman? The 1st time I saw her pictures, I nearly busted a vein.
At the end of the day, of course they are their own decisions to make as to what they want to do with their faces and bodies: to have thicker puckering lips… insert implants to have higher cheek bones… crack their jaws to make them into a different shape. What disheartens me is this: It is getting harder and harder to have REALNESS in our world – real faces… real bodies … real friendships … real feelings …
Unfortunately for those cosmetic surgeons, they will not get any business from our David. I’m certain of it. David is one of the very few REAL celebrities left.
As usual, we are going to have some D-teases and jokes … these are about his Cuteness and Adorableness, and guess what, they are real! Phew!
I’m Hot! I’m Hot!!! Yezzzz… We Know! We Know!!!
There…some chapstick and a super-glow cream and you are oh-so-cute and oh-so-glowy David Archuleta!
“He is soo cute, Mama. Can I keep him?”
“Hush child … I saw him first.”
I have competition??!!
Jeff: Where did he learn to smile so cute?! He must have learned it from ME!
David: “Giggle .. giggle .. Aww.. you guys really know how to embarrass me!”
Sorry David! 🙂
That’ll teach you to stay away for so long! 😛
But we have NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO!!!! 😯