How many ways can you say the name David Archuleta?
“Wah you like that small boy? Why ah?”
“Asyik hari hari Archuleta. Tak bosan ke?”
“E-leh, Lambert is betta la.”
“Ee-yuh, he looks so gay! Wah u oso gay ah?”
“Oh that thai-wei *Ah chee lie tei guy” (*literal translation – “drag a pig across the floor”.)
“Yah lah he likes (the word ‘likes’ is spoken in a sneering tone) David lah” – followed by weird looks and smiles.
“Cheh! he can only sing slow songs la. Quite boring whut.”
“What?! Ah chu lay tah…..again?”
And how was your day? 🙂