Having Nothing Else Better To Do while we wait for NEWS! of David’s return, my thoughts rambled onto the various things we have been doing - subjects we have talked and sometimes fought about during the past few years – ideas we have squeezed out dry in our heads to post … from his hair to his no-hair … from his eyes to his lashes … from his swagger to his abs … from his jeans being too tight to his jeans being not tight enough … what he should do … what he shouldn’t do … what he did wrong … what he did right … what direction he should go or shouldn’t go … etc etc etc etc etc etc
To top it all, we even imagined thoughts and invented fictionalised tales which we have cheekily created in our own minds and equally playfully inserted into “the story of his life” at our will. Have we fully covered the whole scenario of fan-fiction for David yet? Obviously not – more to come, I’m sure – poor David.
But poor David is loved. And it is what we, as the best go-getting fans, do!
So why stop? Here’s another fictionalised tale from the beyond! From an incorrigible archie to all the incorrigible archies of the world!
I’m just a silly little greenish pebble
Trivial, petite and not very significant
My Uncle EdWind, always a sort of cheeky rebel
Chipped me off Daddy-O-Rock like a laughing gas so turbulent
So mischievous he was, he blew poor little me
Over the mountains and seas, I had a few hard knocks
Carried me with the dust so far till I badly needed to pee
Dropped me into a rucksack with a pile of somebody’s socks
Aah! guess what! it was such a whoopee stroke of luck!
They are so tender, cuddly and give out a nice fragrance too
My load of neighbours here are all spazzing in this ruck
About our dishy Landlord woohoo! guess u-no-hoo!
My new family here are all friendly and warm
Especially the hand coming in often to see if we’re okay
Only that dang water bottle is sometimes out of form
Arrogant that he always gets taken out on concert days!
No way for jumping around when he growls off the rim
Perhaps we’re too stunned by his voice and too overweight
Why does this dude carry so much stuff with him
Can he even succeed in standing up straight!
He cried one day before the world and tearfully said
That he needed to unplug, unwind, catch a flight
Some were kind and understanding, told him to go ahead
While others wanted to pin him down, give him a nasty bite!
A conference was called and held in the ruck one day
Passed a Resolution to Wait how ever long it takes
Clean up the mess in here before we start to decay
And cheer for the Dishiest Landlord even if our poor hearts ache!
And the Dishiest Landlord responds!
MY BACKPACK A MESS??? REALLY ???