All girls and boys below the age of 18 should only venture into these verses with some measure of parental guidance, much as they are not to be construed as something disrespectful to David or to one’s sense of political correctness.
For those over the age of 18, read them at your own risk of incurring severe heart palpitations or bouts of uneven perspiration.
Those who already have weak hearts for their passion of David, I would advise you to quickly turn the page!
But remember, if your mind must really stray into thoughts unbecoming, they are only created in your own minds.
♥TO DAVID FROM PAD THAI♥
Come to me when needful of fulfillment and joyous celebration
Seasoned with love and garlic that’s my declaration
To all asunder especially one named David Archuleta
His love affair with me has reached the height of exultation
Loving me with abandon, what a strange man is he
Most celebrities want caviar, slugs and very bland sushimi
But I comfort, I excite, I make sweet love to him
All he desires is a taste of an ambrosial flavour, that’s me
Such chaotic mouthfuls, I must be yummily delicious
He surrenders to me without a second thought, I’m suspicious
Has he never had it so good I often wonder
That he needs to feed an appetite that is so ferocious
He rolls me between his teeth as he pleasurably moans
My aroma becomes his breath’s fragrance while he softly groans
Gratification fills me I have given him complete satisfaction
Where have you been all my life young man, my mind is blown
His tongue is smiling happily now and oh so is mine
Bet he is dying to have me again in Chile, it’s a sign
But believe me when I tell him I can be a little naughty
High in carbohydrates and sodium but on the whole I’m fine
May his lingering love for me grow in his taste ripples
May my Pad Thai seeds grow in his tummy so supple
May my goodness nourish and nurture his mind and body
May we live together happily ever after like a true loving couple
SO, DAVID, YOUR PAD OR MINE?
♥ALL MY LOVE♥